taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
PON PON WEI WEI WEI
WELCOME TO MY WOMB
I did something similar with my students and had them tell a joke or a riddle. I laughed so hard I almost choked.
Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
Isn't it the same?
No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lose its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
Bonnie Bennett / Kat Graham on We Heart It
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
i shall never understand cats…
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT.
My mum laughed at this for like 10 minutes and she’s not even drunk for once
This is why I can’t knit and scroll through tumblr at the same time. Laughed my ass off and dropped 5 stitches. I hope you’re happy with yourself.